We are going to need a bigger boat

Summary

• Goon's trip back from South Carolina

• Crutch ruins Chiefs work day

• King of the Marsupials

• Goon's day

• Unite the right vs Antifa

• PetitFours vs Petticoats

• Goon beats up DC Public Transportation

• Metro fire victim 

• Eastern European weddings ...

• Cortez vs Shapiro

• No coattails for Cortez

• Rep Schiff is not a firefighter

• we apologize

Links

• http://www.theamericanmirror.com/socialist-star-cortez-strikes-out-all-endorsed-candidates-lose-tuesday-primaries/
• https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/All-of-Metros-New-7000-Series-Rail-Cars-Need-Repairs-490309041.html
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/08/03/metro-considering-private-trains-for-white-nationalists-attending-unite-the-right-rally-union-says/?utm_term=.b5f4417eb05e
• https://wtop.com/tracking-metro-24-7/2018/08/metro-not-training-bus-operators-techs-on-new-equipment-review-finds-contracting-issues
• https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/1026887847838511111
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMcYl1_cy8&feature=youtu.be
• Just for fun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnDLQlcPeGA