We are going to need a bigger boat

The boys bemoan the current state of customer service in America. Crutch tells of his almost surreal experience at KFC and The Chief has a suggestion on how to handle it. The Goon tells what happens when an unstoppable force (his better half, The Hurricane) meets the immovable object a (possibly former) employee at one of those fine Marriott properties. The conversation veers into taxes and the boys discuss the new tax rates.